Consult the Cartographer

Across the ruins of forgotten kingdoms and the margins of madness, one voice endures…

Garrion Fleet, self-appointed Cartographer Emeritus of the Tenth Chair.

Now, at great personal risk (and with a surprising fondness for fermented plum wine), he’s agreed to entertain your questions.

What can you ask?
Anything. Literally.
🔸 Want to know which kingdom treats Outlanders the best?
🔸 Need directions through the Veiled Expanse?
🔸 Curious what’s really buried beneath the Forbidden Spire?
🔸 Wondering what the High King’s favorite insult is?
He’ll answer. Or pretend to. Or lie very convincingly. That’s half the fun.

But beware:
Garrion does not break character. He has never heard of Earth. He believes your “smart device” may be cursed. And if you insult his cartography, he will take it personally. Oh, and he holds a personal grudge against author Matthew E. Yetter. Do not ask why.

🎒 Why You Should Probably Talk to Me Anyway

  • I Won’t Ask for Coin: But I wouldn’t mind a glass of good vintage—preferably Luthenholme.

  • Step Inside: It’s like wandering Necsis without getting Shifted.

  • I Don’t Spoil Things: Unlike that bard in Velsaria.

  • I Know Things: Not all of them true, but most are interesting.

  • Easter Eggs?: Oh, I’ve hidden far worse than eggs…